The Can’t Help Books

Even though I only binge drink on and off on the weekends, I have been looking for stop drinking self help books for the last week or so, and not for nothing, but the thing that I’ve noticed was, that everyone of those stop drinking book authors, have their own ideas as to what the problem is and how to fix it. And again, not for nothing, but another thing that I did noticed was, that unlike me, who can stay away from alcohol for months at a time, but when I do drink, I only go on a binge on the weekend, them motherfuckers drank every fucking day of the week. Don’t’ get me wrong, I’m not saying that I’m better than them, but that brings me to the following questions.

Since I’m an on and off weekend binge drinker, do I really need a stop drinking self-help book? Or should I just learn how to keep my lazy ass brain busy, during the weekends?